Assignment: New Year non-resolutions. List 10 things you will not accomplish in 2014.
10: Gain more weight.
9: Climb Mt. Everest.
8: Get arrested.
7: Stay stuck in a place I don’t want to be.
6: Buy a new car.
5: Keep our cat alive. 😦 (She’s sick… She’ll probably go this year…)
4: Eat too many carbs.
3: Have a loving relationship with my extended family. (Geez, I don’t accomplish that any year!)
2: Get malaria. (I’m immune!)
1: Worry about the past years.